It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now.
It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now.
It’s amazing what a year can do
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
I used to lick my lips so much as a child in winter that they had me use prescription balm to stop me from licking them raw…
I chew little pieces of my lip off……
How the fuck.. I WAS ALREADY CHEWING ON MY LIP WTF TUMBLARGH
This is a sign of anxiety, by the way.
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
So I reblogged something about this earlier, but I just wanted to make my own post about it since I loved it so much.
This girl makes little ‘Amigurumi’ characters out of yarn, and they’re so adorable! These are her Harry Potter characters, but there are others that she makes too! She loves challenges, so even if you want something she doesn’t currently offer, if you ask her to do it she’ll probably be able to!
You should definitely go check out her shop!
i dont know if the picture is supposed to be of the employee who forgot the blunt or the customer who found it and im not sure which would be funnier
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
THIS IS WHAT MY FAMILY DOES FOR FUN.
THEY PUT FIRE CRACKERS INSIDE BOUNCYBALLS, AND THEY THROW THEM.
THEY BOUNCE IN UNPREDICTABLE DIRECTIONS AND EXPLODE IN AN UNPREDICTED PLACES.
Suzy holds back tears as she realises her grandmother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse
I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate