nananana nah, batman !

passific-rim-job:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter
xojellyfishxo:

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xojellyfishxo:

- | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

hungarian:

im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out

fobbishtwit:

no-glasses-eridan:

halloowada:

see

total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

We do it right.

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

thauwn:

things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people
Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.
2:15 am  (via fragiles)

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

morbid-twat:

alien-sushi:

i would sleep better on your floor than i would ever in my bed

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morbid-twat:

alien-sushi:

i would sleep better on your floor than i would ever in my bed

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